ourlandlordwasinthemafia: I definitely have some things i gotta work on personally. Smh. I’ll get it right, i’m still young =/
The world will move on, even if you haven't.
Re-blog if you remember this shit right here.
b0mbpeoplee: you always knew when a nigga was ignoring your textss/calls.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?